• police officer: have you consumed any drugs or alcohol
  • me: only the finest dank KUSH YEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • police officer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • police precinct: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • prollyright:

    napping together is my kind of date

  • big foot: im real
  • ppl: we thought u were a myth
  • big foot: u were myth-taken
  • percypan:

    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

    imdoingstuffandthingslori:

    lesmiserablephantom:

    totallynotmisha:

    damianmcgintleman:

    twerker:

    2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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    what about 1982
    1983
    1984
    1985
    &
    1986 Hmmm

    since 1987. 

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    (Source: unbae)

    cozyqueen:

    bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

    vixio:

    why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo